i can't even eat today, i'm so sick of swallowing. keep your love locked down. i want to pick it apart and churn and churn until the shards of glass tear through the lining of my stomach. would you please clap your hands...

SFO - 7AM - HAVE A NICE FLIGHT

Hotel Services Directory: "OH HAY PS, THERE'S A FAT TUESDAY'S ON THE 2ND FLOOR MEZZAZNINE. OPENS 9AM" extra shots are a dollar, make your choice: that's 100 pulls on a penny slot or one fantastic morning

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Hold My Drink

WHAT? OK

My auntie is cute. I have a liberty hat. Life is good.

Blondes have more split ends

OAKLAND - CA - RAWR!

Sexy Tiger Cobra Party

Made it into SF - BARELY on time for a bday dinner. Sangria is love. Everything is warm and happy. Was too tired to stick around for another bday function - Jess was still in Oakland with everyone and no one was headed to DNA for a little bit. Tried to find her BF at OnSix to drop off her gift but I was fading fasssst...

"OMG WTF LOL"... said the shotgun to the head

Taking pictures of yourself is stupid