Here's some simple steps to being BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND for 8 hours...

Step 1: Get dressed for Julio's bday party at Uptown/Oakland. Got this dress in October as a backup for Halloween, if I couldn't find my corset. I found my corset, so I ended up saving the dress for SOTY. Decided it wasn't what I wanted to wear to SOTY, so I wore that strange pink thing. Also, given the circumstances, it's better I didn't wear this on Friday, could have been awk. You're fucken lucky Julio, I was tired & didn't even want to go out on a damn Monday!

Step 2: Perfect Hair? Check.

Step 3: Find the birthday boy.

Step 4: Run into people you know, like Lockwood here! First rate lad.

Step 5: Get the girls to double dutch in the bathroom with DIY paper towel ropes (video coming soon)

Step 6: Have some the weirdest, most nonsensical BS happen

Step 7: Sit around in a cold ass room with some stupid ass chick that won't shut up for a billion hours. Then get yo shit back. 17 BUCKS?! Damn I'm brizzoke.

Also - got the painting I bought from JCoops for my roommate... it's a pigeon with a can of Colt45. Hot.