Because the Nasty Ass Honey Badger don't care, He don't give a shit!

THURSDAY: Went Here:

This is how I got there:

UNMARKED PHOTOS BY IAN HEALY

Beerijuana & High on Fire @ Voodoo Dec 31, 2010... UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBA HOSE! Happy New Year everyone. Remember that every day should be a resolution to be awesome. Then live each day and be done with it.

BYE BYE 2010!

Recap of Rumble In Ramona III : The Final Stand - Oct 9, 2010

View the SKATEboarding.com video and the Thrasher video

My girls are done with the intense hair & makeup process... sending them out into the jungle... someone ended up nick naming it the "rumble dolls" but if you found pics of the girl with the razor burn ass I didn't hire that one, don't look at me!

Jess

Erika & Jess

Cab, no bigs

w/ Nikki outside our "VIP trailer" - we even got a power supply through the window!

What cars?

View from the top

Nav being famous

My favorite lady of ever, Stef did us the great pleasure of providing her MUAH services for the day

My favorite couple of ever

Then there's Chuck

Yeah, that guy

Meow

Bikes and dudes

Chicks and Nav

Haven't seen this guy since he was walking around the mission with us and then randomly disappeared... to New York?!

Had my girls do a final walk/pageant

Back to the top

Justin is a pinup, too

Two Lances

From Thrasher Mag/ Under the Ramp

From Thrasher Mag/ Under the Ramp

From Thrasher Mag/ Under the Ramp

From Thrasher Mag/ Under the Ramp

Good Night

Hand picked a fresh crop of pinups for this event... Waiting on Creature's final approval...

SEE YOU IN RAMONA.

Photos by Sam Graham:

Hella Buff

When was the last time you had ice cream with Gary Baseman? It was strange and wonderful.

I hate when there's multiple cameras at once and you don't know where to look! ha! (and yet another on Sherrie G's Flickr.)

Cupcakes x Cracked hit suru - Here's Cupcakes reppin the Sailor (and us drinking way too much Diet Coke) - photo by a nice gentleman named WIllie T

Emerica Stay Gold video premier after party, Dark Room, Hollywood, CA 8/17/10

Not pictured: two giant vats of fresh Red Sailor Sangria I made... a table full of yummy ass MEAT (steaks w/ delicious rub and chicken I marinated in a soy-garlic-bbq mess, real Santa Maria tri tip, breaded herb parmesan tilapia and some other shit) that Deepo grilled for me so I didn't get any food or booze on my outfit! The neighbors. My sweet (NOT) solar lawn lights. Starr (he got off work later than we thought, silly Disney commercial!) And etc etc

All was quiet in the apartment...

Then I found a Cupcakes!

Bridg and Josh

SANGRIAAAAAAAAA

GIMME

Roommate Schliz rules

?? I had a total of 3 costume changes for mess and weather. I FEEL LIKE CHER!

Dumbasses

Ivan sighting

Steve

The Skratch

Like drinking since 10am wasn't good enough, we walked to A&K

And this happened

Of fucking course... I mean look at these fucking mugshots

Look at this fucking picture of my roommate

And this fucking picture of Suzie and Jess

And this fucking picture

Fucking goodnight.

Happy B-Day America! Many years ago some Brits said "Fuck Parliament, Let's blow this fish&chips stand" and sailed the seas to come oppress some other non-Brits who were already here  / got shipped here to build this glorious country! (That is the abridged Bastardized History 101, sorry) 234 years ago they officially said "No U Cannot Has Our Coloniez LOLZ" and declared their independence from Britain. For as much as there is wrong with us as a nation, I fucking LOVE America. I'm lucky as hell to be here, and even luckier to still be alive. No Joke. Real Talk. America is all sex & love & Rock&Roll to me, baby... Plus other awesome shit such as:

Jello Shots

Jessica

Taco trucks parked in your own driveway

Dogs in tutus

Nice houses

Nice beaches (Playa Del Rey was perfect this weekend FYI)

Sunscreen accidents

Girls in Sailor hats

Booze in plastic cups

Booze in fruits

Slip N' Slides

Beach V-Ball

Dudes in wigs and gay male models

Coco Loco

Giant Jenga

Sleeping in your man's jort crotch in the sun

Jorts in general

Chicks wrestling in sand

Sunsets

and Cowboy Boots.

Happy Birthday America! I love you!

LA on the otherhand...

Westwood / Bev Hills was crappy as shit this morning

Dear LA - I have noticed your recent lack of regard for the weather conditions of the Summer season. I have been accused of bringing San Francisco with me to taint your famously temperate and enjoyable weather. I find this wholly unacceptable. I trust you will remedy the weather conditions as soon as you are able, with great expediency and enthusiasm.

Love,
Me