In honor of my almost-birthday, did some things with some friends, some of which may have included Lucha Va Voom! and some other afterparties and some more parties and some other shit.

Jess & Dave

I do drunk-face on command, brought to you by Grey Goose kamikazes on ice.

I get all the Jessica hugs, you get none

Old school coworkers - Janell

@ Best of the East Bay Party - After-Party, at Uptown. Hi Robin!

Cortez was there...

FF to waking up in San Jose - I was able to eliminate several steps this way but consequently this caused me to miss the Dud Fest BBQ in SF. Bummered, I was looking forward to that. Did some shopping - started a new M.A.C. 15-color palette thanks to Jess. Then hit up Bev Mo and straight to Roosevelt for Dave's birthday party.

He was too busy talking to Cab though...

Raising Arizona

Jen is thrilled

Wit leaves his litter in different area codes

Habpebda Dave! Hey at least the kid spelled your name right...

Art shit

These two are such a trip

Some shit dave owns

Some birthday painting shit

Some pooltable vogue-ing shit

Some horror shit

Some foxxy shit

Jess trying her best to evade the paparazzi

OMG YOU GOT THE ENTIRE FISH! Everything but the eyeballs

Ew

It's too hot to move. I'm hungry. Kinda exhausted. Today is Sunday, the 9th, Dave Nelson's ACTUAL pebda. My actual pebda is next Friday.

FTW kinda shit.