Save any deep philosophical discussions on BEP's merit as "musicians," or "genuine," or "hip hop" or what have you. Though it is "hip hop" most people consider it, more appropriately, pop music. But that's fine. They're good at what they do, and have had great success at it. One thing is for sure: they are creative people AND fortunately have enough money to NOT have shit videos. They've always made dope videos. So when the "Boom Boom Pow" single came out, I was like "damn, this is gonna be a sick video." Then I waited. And waited... and waited...

What the shit is this shit!? On will.i.am's vlog introduction he calls it the "dopest video we've ever made." Dude, have you seen any of the other videos you've made? Seriously?

On MTV's Making the Video interview, Fergie explained,"The concept of the video is the Peas' birth into the digital afterlife." will.i.am added that he "hopes the video portrays what it would be like if we were actually in the computer, if art was fused in it." Yo - need to stop cutting up your "art" and fucking smoking that shit. Un-fuse your head from up your ass.

Has this bitch SEEN the inside of a computer? Does will.i.am have some sort of mind-bottling 1s and 0s vision? All this time I must have been doing it wrong. You have to freebase the dust bunnies that collect inside the computer. Is that why my Photoshop has been taking hella long... because my art is in there fucking partying it up with will.i.am?! BINARY VISION, IT'S THE FUTURE OF ARTISTIC GENIUS. Whatever he's on, I'll take 2.

This is the kind of crazytalk artfuckery that gets Kanye's manhole all puckered up, but at least "Love Lockdown" still saved his ass with an innovative video. We've seen a lot of amazing, ground-breaking things in 2009: Obama inaugerated as the president of the USA; Octomom's mind-bending spontaneous baby reproduction machine; Kanye West putting his ego in check. This video - not one of those things. If "Boom Bom Pow" is the digital afterlife send me straight to fucking hell, I'd rather hang out with House of Pain and Milli Vanilli. I quit this bitch!