You know you're faded when you try to add cognac to mashed potatoes...
"What's this?" "That? That's a potato!" "What's this?" "A shank."
Part 2 is here. "You take the skizz-in off... Them's french fry wrappers!"
IN OTHER NEWz... Best of Craigslist has been slow lately. This is somewhat interesting... Amazing, even. For the sheer bizarreness and the fact that it is probably a troll... Oh well.
I followed you for a few blocks until you went into the park (I wasn't stalking you)... You blew a steady torrent of vomit on the grass in front of you, and then planted your face in it with your ass up in the air. I'm pretty sure you said “Yes”; at least that's what I heard... And I could tell from the side of your face that wasn't caked with vomit that, underneath the smeared make-up, you were Hot!
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...
PK gave me a copy of this 12". Spring Affair on side A, Summer Love on side B. Dope. Ass. Shit. If you have doubles it was recorded so you can mix each track directly into the next. Endless. Loop. Of. Hot.
